Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Artipacts

Law Cost of Living - avoiding taxes via brilliant lawyers and CPAs.

Look-alike schoolmates decide to wear similar clothes for April Fools Day. A case of 'Do not judge the look by its cover.'

Heart at tax? Hire a CPR.
Hearth broken? Chill.
Heavy heart? Bad sigh.

'Stead of flagellation, give to charity 'til it hurts.

If you want a thing done. Well, do it yourself.

There are no atheist in foxholes. Each to his ohm.

To sea is to be leave.

Save the rest to last.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never be hurled at me.

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind every successful woman is a woe man.


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