Man can see. Man can do.

A good beginning makes a good sending.

Better to light a candle than to caress the darkness.

Many makes the world go runaround.

Home wasn't built in a day.

Crime does not pray.

Don't while the land that feeds you.

A louse is but a gnome.

Surly to bed and surly to rise makes a man filthy, loathly and vice.

A leper cannot change its spot.

Levity is the soul of nits.

A friend in steed is a friend instead.

A hiss is as good as a vile.

Addvice

Love means never having to say your story.

Absence makes the heart go wonder.

Beauty is only skinny deep.

Boys wilt be coy.

Can't buoy me love.

Love is bind.

Goad talk saves the mood.

Never go to bed for an agreement.

Every Jack has his nil.

To err is human; so forgive Divine.

Twitterdum and Twitterdee

Twitterdum and Twitterdee

    Agreed to have a settle;

For Twitterdum said Twitterdee

    Had forged his vice hewed prattle.

Just then slew down a monotonous flow,

    @black-ash-a-tar-barrel;

Which frightened both the followers so,

    They quite forgot their mettle.  

Artipacts

Law Cost of Living - avoiding taxes via brilliant lawyers and CPAs.

Look-alike schoolmates decide to wear similar clothes for April Fools Day. A case of 'Do not judge the look by its cover.'

Heart at tax? Hire a CPR.

Hearth broken? Chill.

Heavy heart? Bad sigh.

'Stead of flagellation, give to charity 'til it hurts.

If you want a thing done. Well, do it yourself.

There are no atheist in foxholes. Each to his ohm.

To sea is to be leave.

Save the rest to last.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never be hurled at me.

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind every successful woman is a woe man.