Monday, November 28, 2011

Starring Rule

All goad things come to a rend.

All that glitters is not good.

Anything for a quite a life.

Baggers can't be choosers.

Beck to basics.

Don't crown the man who taught you how to skim.

If I had to sum up friendship in one's word, it would be a posit. 

If you don't know where you're going, how do you expect to get where?

Losing all hope is free doom.

Sage before beauty.

Smile, it's the next best thing you can do with your tips.

Some think old, some think new, some think borrowed, some think through. 

Witsdom begins in punder.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Despictable

Angus mirabilis

Chu, the fat

Cop dog

Dark hearse

Feature perfect

Lack market

Off his own hat

Off, the record

Off wit his head

Old as the bills

One-hit wander

Out of the jaws of debt

Piece of the faction

Red nape

Roadless traveled

Roasted to a burn

Rock your brains

Saved by the tell

Shave face

Stony-hearthed

Stranger than diction

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Road Awakening

A wise man does not heed advise and a fool won't fake it.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove others wise. 

He who knows himself knows his creature.

It's just too much for us trying to satisfy someone's else.

Life is a lesson. You'll learn it when you're true.

One's heart's consent.

Paint of no return.

Proof of the budding is in the fitting.

Sin bitter days.

Spoil the rod and spare the child.

Stray from the horse's mouth.

Strike while the Union is hot.




Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Marry Antoinette

All in a Dey's work.

All of fame.

All so rant.

Believe that all one's guests are suave.

Buy and buy. 

Buy hook or buy crook.

Cut-throat the red-tape.

Find you Ps and Qs. 

I have a grudge on you.

Lace-up one's sleeve.

Pain the town red.

Pet yourself at the back.

Politically connect. 

Power blessing.

Rule of dumb. 

Scared. Cow.

Shut in the dark.

Stash fund.

Use your better grudgement.


Sunday, September 25, 2011

Word A Day Keeps The Editor Away

Equinow

Fancy plants

Favor of the mouth

First word

Fish or cat bait

For the sake of hurt 

From start to fiendish

Hat off the tress

Legend in one's own pastime

Life is shortened

Market farces

Mom's the word

Mothers nose best 

Mourning person

Music to my years

Night howl

No man's island


Thursday, September 22, 2011

Go Froth

I had halted to levy myself in buying Levi products. You ought too. This time, they want us to 'Go Froth' in so many ways -


Monday, September 5, 2011

Verbatime

Fare pay.

Fast and lose.

Fear and stare.

Fiat out.

Fight as a feather. 

Get used. Do it.

Go buy the book.

Go froth. 

Go pound hand.

Go to the bogs.

Hush, puppies.

I bear a charmed wife. 

Keep the roll balling.

Left in the Church.

Meet your mother-in-law. 

Pare and square.

Pick your bottles.

Rest on one's barrels.


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

To Err is Human. To Forgive is Mine.

Fake the music.

Fall on your word.

Flagging a dread hearse.

Fool and his honey are soon parted.

Grand sham

Groom and doom

Haven't got a beau.

His story is bunk.

Identify theft

Insolent unless proven silly.

Pall guy

Plaint hearted

The surly bard matches the worm.

 

 

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Defind

Colt red-handed

Dirt bog

Down with the mumps

Drag face

Fare that launched a thousand ships

Flash and flood

Form the tell soils

Foul clay

Full from grace

Further in one's rap 

Good as told

Heart's consent

Heavy mettle

Household wards

Live-in Wage

Pair play

Panty free

Passion victim

Past asleep

Time travail

Monday, July 11, 2011

Quipping Good

Aye for an aye. Truth for a truth.

Bounty end the least.

Cut out of the blog.

Chin is only as strong as its weakest hinge.

Elvis has left his gilding.

For everything there is a reason.

Good imparts.

Hard man is good to bind. 

Hooray for HOLYHOOD.

He who con, does. He who con not, teaches. 

I haven't got a due.

Patient has its free ward.

War 'n Tear.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Boys''R''Us

A rum and a keg.

Cat to the chase.

Churned wife.

Counting sleep.

Curiosity skilled the cat.

Down the pants.

Eat, drink and be heavy.

Ethos, bro.

Good man is hard to bind. 

Have an ass to grind.

Rum and broad. 

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Thrue

After all is said and done, old is sad and damn.

All's swell that sends swell.

A rolling store gathers no mess.

Colt of the wild.

Distance sends enchantment to the few.

Every litter yelp.

Health is welp.

Home is where the hearth is.

No pun, no grin.

One man's beat is another man's motion.

Tooth will out.

What goes pop must calm down.

When the bats sway the nine will play.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Rules To Leave By

All suggests and supposes.

A thing of bounty is a joy forever.

Bitter half. 

Born against.

Don't let the mustard mind your gown.

Due as I pay, not as I go.

It goes without paying.

Too many spooks spoil the froth.


Thursday, June 9, 2011

Gander Bender

A holden keg can open any dour.

A man after my own hurt.

Beauty is being eyed by the beguiler.

Better to have moved and lost than never to have moved at all.

Charity resides at home.

Don't rock the beat.

Irritation is the best form of battery.

Loiter is the best mendicant.

Let buy guns be by goons.

When in Hume, do as the humans do.


Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Doth Com

Beware of geeks bearing gifs.

A blog is man's best fend.

The Apple of my sigh.

Be app full. Not app empty.

Don't keep a blog and hark yourself.

An Apple at bay keeps the Dockers sway.

A nest of hackers. 


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Man can see. Man can do.

A good beginning makes a good sending.

Better to light a candle than to caress the darkness.

Many makes the world go runaround.

Home wasn't built in a day.

Crime does not pray.

Don't while the land that feeds you.

A louse is but a gnome.

Surly to bed and surly to rise makes a man filthy, loathly and vice.

A leper cannot change its spot.

Levity is the soul of nits.

A friend in steed is a friend instead.

A hiss is as good as a vile.


Friday, May 20, 2011

Addvice

Love means never having to say your story.

Absence makes the heart go wonder.

Beauty is only skinny deep.

Boys wilt be coy.

Can't buoy me love.

Love is bind.

Goad talk saves the mood.

Never go to bed for an agreement.

Every Jack has his nil.

To err is human; so forgive Divine.


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Twitterdum and Twitterdee

Twitterdum and Twitterdee
    Agreed to have a settle;
For Twitterdum said Twitterdee
    Had forged his vice hewed prattle.
Just then slew down a monotonous flow,
    @black-ash-a-tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the followers so,
    They quite forgot their mettle.  

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Artipacts

Law Cost of Living - avoiding taxes via brilliant lawyers and CPAs.

Look-alike schoolmates decide to wear similar clothes for April Fools Day. A case of 'Do not judge the look by its cover.'

Heart at tax? Hire a CPR.
Hearth broken? Chill.
Heavy heart? Bad sigh.

'Stead of flagellation, give to charity 'til it hurts.

If you want a thing done. Well, do it yourself.

There are no atheist in foxholes. Each to his ohm.

To sea is to be leave.

Save the rest to last.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never be hurled at me.

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind every successful woman is a woe man.